Rubinoff Vodka

Rubinoff Vodka is a type of vodka distributed by MS Walker of Somerville, MA. This liquor has attained a cult following at The University of Massachusetts - Amherst mainly for its relatively low price, as well its impressive array of flavors. The 1.75 L Bottles come in a plastic handle, making it ideal for carrying on oneself without fear of dropping it.

The Rubinoff Family of products are made from grain sourced in the breadbasket of America's Midwest. After distillation, the spirits are shipped to the Northeast where they are further refined and blended with water from the Quabbin Reservoir - noted nationally as one of the cleanest and pure watersheds in the continental United States. Each product is filtered through activated charcoal to remove any impurities of taste, ensuring only the finest distillate remains.

Flavors

 * 80 Proof
 * Blueberry
 * Blue Raspberry
 * Cake
 * Cherry
 * Citrus
 * Coconut
 * Cream Soda
 * Cucumber
 * Grape
 * Green Apple
 * Key Lime Pie
 * Lemonade
 * Mango
 * Orange
 * Peach
 * Pineapple
 * Pink Lemonade
 * Raspberry
 * Root Beer Float
 * Salted Caramel
 * Vanilla
 * Watermelon
 * Whipped Cream
 * Whoopie Pie

Notable Rubinoff Incidents

 * The Jon Morris Mango Rubinoff Blarney
 * The Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime
 * Chinese New Year 2016

Patrick Green
Patrick Green has been drinking Rubinoff since his freshman year. Drinking a handle casually over the course of two weeknights is a regular occurrence for Patrick. Patrick's preferred method of consumption is directly from the handle, while his flavor of choice is Green Apple.

Patrick cemented his place in Rubinoff history on January 21st, 2018, when he filled an empty bottle of Green Apple Ciroc Vodka with Green Apple Rubinoff Vodka. After passing it around the house, the residents unanimously declared it "tasty" and that it "went down smooth". This psychology experiment proved Rubinoff's excellence, as well as proving Patrick's Big-Name Vodka Hypothesis.

Jon Morris
Jon Morris has arguably imbibed the most Rubinoff out of every on Sunset. Starting his freshman year, Jon has developed a deep affinity for the liquor. Rarely seen without what he calls "Mother's Milk", he makes use of it often through the Rubi Bomb.

Jon achieved his place in Rubinoff History on March 7th, 2015 after drinking an entire handle of Mango Rubinoff (A flavor which he later learned to hate). By the end of the day, Jon had tallied roughly 55 tallies on his arm.

Andrew D'innocenzo
Dino is never seen at a party without two things: A handle of Blue Raspberry Rubinoff, and a mouthful of drool. His handle is usually finished within the evening.

While not Sunset lore, Dino cemented his place in Rubinoff history during his sophomore year during an event called The Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime.