Wrestling Match

On March 10th 2017, everyone stopped at Patrick's brother's house on the way to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. While there, a very intoxicated Jon Morris challenged Patrick to a wrestling match. Patrick declined the bout, based on the fact that Jon goes to the gym every day, and Patrick has not been since 2012. Jon countered this argument with the fact that he'd like to bet $300 on the match. This made Patrick want to participate even less. Jon then, to everyone's surprise, told Patrick that if he won, Patrick would not have to give him anything, but if Patrick won, Jon would still give him the $300. This changed Patrick's mind immediately, and the bout commenced in the basement.

Patrick won in about 95 seconds. Jon agreed to give him the money, but Patrick made a counter offer. The offer was for Jon to give him $150 cash, as well as have Jon pay for all of Patrick's alcohol for the rest of the week, which happened to be spring break. Jon gladly took this deal and most likely ended up paying significantly more than $300 total.