30 Day Bender

This is a pretty cut and dry snapshot of depravity. Probably the lowest point of Jon's life. It all began the day spring break of 2016 ended, where Jon and Dino proceeded to imbibe one and one half handles of Svedka on a Sunday afternoon before resuming class. The two proceeded to drink "casually" some nights with their dear friend Patrick Green until Patrick alarmingly refused to drink with Jon and Dino one night, claiming that they had drank for 19 days in a row. Surprised, but not upset, Jon and Dino shrugged off the nerd and continued their saga for another 11 days, until they finally called it quits, and took a day off after one month of binge drinking. No noticeable lasting effects have been seen in either of the test subjects, thus proving alcohol is good for you.