Jon Morris Mango Rubinoff Blarney

To many, an individual's first Blarney Blowout can be an exciting get together with other denizens of the University of Massachusetts Amherst in an alcohol fueled premature celebration of Saint Patrick's Day. For Jon Morris, this was more than that. He claimed to have been more excited than a child on Christmas morning, and awoke at 6 a.m. on March 7, 2015 with a smile on his face listening to "I'm Shipping up to Boston", by the Dropkick Murphys. Using a tally system to record each shot consumed, Jon hastily amassed what looked like a barcode with crosses through it on his left arm. Multiple reports confirm that he had imbibed more than 20 shots of Mango Rubinoff by 10 a.m. It is unsure as to the precise time at which the handle of Mango Rubinoff was finished, but it was the last time Jon would ever consume such a substance. His downward spiral continued with an unknown number of tequila shots and beers until roughly midnight, at which his arm had 55 tallies. No reputable sources can officially confirm if this number is exact, but it is this number that led to Jon vomiting blood for the remainder of the night and throughout the following day. Some have said that he made a deal with the devil that night, in which he traded his soul and the ability to drink Mango Rubinoff for his own life.