Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime

The Dino Salted Caramel Jailtime was an incident that occurred during the 2015-2016 school year. Dino, having drank most of an entire handle of Salted Caramel Rubinoff Vodka, decided to take a stroll throughout the UMass Amherst campus. After taking a quick nap in the middle of the lawn on Southwest Beach, Dino was woken up by two members of the UMass Police Department.

Dino was forced to spend a night in the drunk tank at the police station, during which he occupied himself by banging on the wall and yelling.

After leaving jail, UMass forced Dino to complete the BASICS program to educate himself on the dangers of binge drinking. Dino lied to them and said he drank less than he did, but they still considered his lie within the definition of "alcoholism"